FAQ
- Is the Gaia's Wasp series about bugs?
- How thick is it?
- Isn't Sci-fi supposed to be anti-Christian?
- Are they graphic novels?
- Who will love them?
- Who will hate them?
- Which book should I read first?
- Should a mother read them to her son?
- Are there other books like Wafffle Irons
- Are there other books like Gaia's Wasp
Q: Is the Gaia's Wasp series about bugs?
A: No.
Q: How big ist it?
- Waffle Irons vs. the Horde: 87K words.
- Gaia's Wasp: 159K words.
- Dandelion Slap: 152K words.
- Sainthood in Sixty Seconds: 71K words.
- A Beast Cannot Feign: 108K words.
- God's Girlfriend: 142K words.
Q: Isn't Sci-Fi supposed to be anti-Christian?
A: Sci-fi was supposed to propel us into the bright future of pure reason. But somewhere around 2020, it became nauseatingly obvious that casting off our Christian superstititions had not created a generation of Vulcans. Instead, it created a generation of Rob Reiners.
So all of Dr. Jerk's books are faith-builders, though not gentle ones. Dr. Jerk is a Christian sympathizer, but he's no Christian.
Q: Are they graphic novels?
A: No. However, some of Dr. Jerk's books are feelustrated.
Q: Who will love Dr. Jerk's books?
A: Me.
Q: Who will hate Dr. Jerk's books?
A: Pussies.
Q: Which book should I read first?
A: Read Waffle Irons vs. the Horde first. Then read his first books, the Gaia's Wasp series from the beginning. You will enjoy watching his writing skill improve. Fortunately, his newb writing mistakes did not include boring characters or shallow stories, and he learned fast so the last two books in the series are both Prometheus Award finalists.
Q: Should a mother read these books to her son?
A: A mother should definitely read Waffle Irons vs. the Horde to her son. However, women are forbidden to read the Gaia's Wasp series.
Q: Is the Gaia's Wasp series like any other popular books?
A: Yes, here are two:
- Harry Potter and the Fifty Shades of Grey
- The Happy Hooker Versus Predator
Q: Is Waffle Irons vs. the Horde like any other popular books?
A: Yes, here are two:
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Apocalypse
- The Handmaids of Ridgemont High
